Friday, February 29, 2008

Fantasy Island


I have always had fantasies of being alone on an Island ... with plenty of HOT WATER, HOTTER SENORITAS, COOL BEER and AMAZING FOOD. But, that will never happen - unless i take to acting in a couple of Hollywood blockbusters OR big-budget porno flicks with Jenna Jenson as the lead slu.. oops i mean, actress.

Fantasies should be banned by the consumer courts, because they are misleading in a sadistic sorta way!

Yea right!! Like that's going to happen!

So, keep fantasizing, if you're interested in getting disappointed - EVERY SINGLE TIME!

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